Once again, the middle of the week has rolled around and I find my self having an abysmally low level of motivation as my finals inch ever closer. So what better way to distract myself than with dolphin sex! Dolphins are known for getting frisky quite often, because everyone knows that darlin’ it’s better down where it’s wetter, take it from me!
Dolphins are unusual because they, like the bonobos I discussed earlier, do not just have sex for procreation. Dolphins, humans and even those randy pygmy chimps know that sex can be a lot of fun! They have sex face to face, and they are known for greeting each other with a nice genital rub with a flipper, not discriminating against sex… or even species!
Dolphins have been known to get a little, eh, over excited on occasion. This means that a male dolphin trying to rape a human? Yeah, that’s happened. Not that it’s ever bee very successful, but that didn’t stop flipper from trying!
Speaking of dolphins and rape, they will rape others of their own species. A bachelor pod of dolphins will force a female towards the oceans surface, so she has less room to escape and they will take turns forcibly having sex with her. Dolphins aren’t as adorable as you thought, now are they? The bottle nosed dolphins off the coast of Ireland have also proved a little less than ‘cute’ when they form gangs and wage wars against other gangs of dolphins.