Well we’ve made it another year; tomorrow is Super Bowl Sunday, the sunday where everyone laments that the following monday is not a holiday and the day where many large, burly men run into each other until they’re too concussed to know which way is up. But it’s also the time of the year for America to rely on some odd animals to pick the results of the super bowl, and I must say, they all seem to be leaning in the same direction.
Here are three unlikely animals that have chosen their picks for the winners this sunday. The first is Dallas-based porcupine, Teddy Bear, who has picked the winning team for the past two years now. Teddy chose the Seahawks.
Next up we have Fred the ‘psychic’ bunny, who apparently has been playing tarot cards since he was six months old. Though Fred picked the wrong team last year, he’s been working out those psychic muscles all year in preparation for this years super bowl, and hopes to come out on top. Fred also chose the Seahawks.
Lastly we have Eli the orangutan. Eli has had quite the hot streak and has actually picked the winning team for the past six years. There was no hesitation as Eli ran out into his enclosure and quickly tackled the papier-mâché Seahawks helmet.